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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 01:13

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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So they tried

Catatonics & High Colonics

No go.

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Nuts and Butts

Next, they tried...

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No way

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Loons and Moons

Then came..

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So, the docs changed it to read

share office space ...

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good

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Just Forget it!

Minds and Behinds

Still no good.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Thumbs down again.

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Unacceptable again!

Everyone loved it.

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They put up a sign reading

No, not a chance

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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