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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 01:13

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
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Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way
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Loons and Moons
Then came..
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So, the docs changed it to read
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share office space ...
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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